So, You Think You Understand Art? (Spoiler: You Probably Don't, According to a Backend Dev)

Synopsis

Welcome, fellow confused humans, to a book that attempts the impossible: making sense of art and aesthetics through the eyes of someone who usually deals with logic gates and database schemas. Expect a whirlwind tour of perspectives – some insightful, some perhaps just proof that even backend developers have too much time on their hands. If you've ever stared blankly at a museum piece and thought, 'My code is more elegant than this,' or 'Could I duct-tape a bagel to the wall and call it art?', this book is your spirit guide. It's perfect for anyone needing a break from debugging production errors to instead ponder why a simple red square on a canvas can cost more than your annual salary. Prepare for enlightenment, or at least a few chuckles at the sheer audacity of it all.