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Encyclopedia Sarcasticus: The Khuzdar School Bus Incident of 21st May 2025 (A Pre-Emptive Historical Analysis)

Encyclopedia Sarcasticus: The Khuzdar School Bus Incident of 21st May 2025 (A Pre-Emptive Historical Analysis)

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English

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Encyclopedia

Published

May 23, 2025

Synopsis

Welcome to a special entry in the 'Encyclopedia Sarcasticus', dedicated to unraveling the profound mysteries (or mundane realities) surrounding the Khuzdar school bus incident on May 21st, 2025. For a global audience desperate for 'answers', this entry meticulously documents the known unknowns, the unknown knowns, and the sheer absurdity that often accompanies attempts to understand... anything, really. Forget dry facts; this is history filtered through a lens of weary amusement, offering a 'comprehensive' look at an event that may or may not have transpired exactly as reported (or not reported). A vital resource for anyone who prefers their historical analysis with a healthy dose of 'Are you serious?'.

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