Because Apparently, the Planet Won't Save Itself: A Sarcastic Guide to Sustainable Living

Synopsis

“Because Apparently, the Planet Won't Save Itself” is the no-nonsense (and yes, a little bit sarcastic) guide for anyone who's ever felt a pang of eco-guilt while tossing another plastic bottle into the “maybe-recyclable” bin. Tired of the endless parade of environmental doom and gloom, but equally exhausted by the sheer effort of figuring out how to actually *do* something? This book cuts through the greenwashing and the overwhelming statistics to deliver practical, step-by-step advice that even a self-proclaimed environmental skeptic can follow. Gohar Younas Malik, a man who builds complex digital ecosystems for a living, now turns his analytical prowess to the equally daunting task of simplifying your daily eco-choices. Forget grand gestures and inconvenient sacrifices. This isn't about becoming a full-time tree-hugger; it's about making small, ridiculously obvious changes that, shockingly, add up. From deciphering recycling labels (it's not rocket science, but almost) to reducing your energy bill (and your carbon footprint, incidentally), we'll walk you through the simple shifts that benefit both your wallet and, you know, the continued existence of breathable air. So, if you're ready to stop just talking about saving the planet and actually get around to it (without giving up your avocado toast), consider this your sarcastic but utterly essential handbook. Because let's face it, someone has to do it, and it might as well be you.