Helping build the pyramids (with unexpected results)

Jesus, armed with His trusty time machine and a celestial tool belt, decided to lend a hand with one of history's greatest construction projects: the pyramids of Egypt. With divine carpentry skills and a knack for defying gravity, He thought He'd speed things along and give the ancient Egyptians a helping hand. However, as He materialized in the scorching desert, Jesus quickly realized that His well-intentioned intervention might lead to some unexpected consequences.

As the Son of God began to demonstrate His miraculous building techniques, the Egyptian workers watched in awe. Stones seemed to float effortlessly into place, and intricate passageways appeared as if by magic. The Pharaoh, both impressed and slightly miffed at being upstaged, declared Jesus a living god and insisted on His permanent residence in the royal palace. Our time-traveling carpenter found Himself in a predicament: How could He explain that He was just passing through on a temporal joyride without causing a major theological crisis?