Accidental inspiration for electricity and the lightbulb

In a twist of divine comedy, Jesus found Himself transported to the late 18th century, right in the midst of Benjamin Franklin's famous kite experiment. As lightning crackled through the sky, the Son of God, still adjusting to His temporal displacement, inadvertently bumped into Franklin, causing the key tied to the kite string to fly off. In a reflexive attempt to catch it, Jesus reached out, His holy touch sending a surge of divine energy through the metal. The resulting spectacle not only illuminated the night sky but also Franklin's mind, leading to a breakthrough in understanding electricity far beyond what history had originally recorded.

Fast forward a century, and Jesus materialized in Thomas Edison's workshop, His time machine having developed a slight glitch in the 'temporal accuracy' department. Startled by the sudden appearance of a glowing figure, Edison knocked over a tray of experimental filaments, scattering them across the floor. As Jesus helped gather the mess, His radiant aura caused one particular filament to glow with an otherworldly brightness. Edison, awestruck by the sight, immediately recognized the potential of this 'divine illumination.' Little did he know that his famous lightbulb moment was, in fact, a direct result of celestial interference.