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he Art of the Steal: How to Borrow and Own What Is Not Yours

How to Borrow and Own What Is Not Yours

Carlos Alberto Itza

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he Art of the Steal: How to Borrow and Own What Is Not Yours

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12

Language

English

Genre

Historical Fantasy

Published

February 9, 2025

Synopsis

"The Art of the Steal: How to Borrow and Own What Is Not Yours" by Carlos Alberto Itza is a satirical masterpiece that takes readers on an uproarious journey through the twisted world of power, greed, and cosmic irony. Set in the fictional tropical paradise of Belize, this historical fantasy follows the rise of Johnny "Slippery Fingers" Belize, a street-smart hustler who discovers that the quickest path to wealth and influence is through the art of political theft. As Johnny climbs the ladder of corruption, readers are treated to a hilarious and thought-provoking exploration of the absurdity of power structures, the illusion of control, and the ultimate cosmic punchline. From counterfeit coconuts to cryptocurrency scams, from puppet politicians to trillionaires living on space stations, Itza's novel peels back the layers of reality to reveal a world where everyone thinks they're in charge, but no one truly is. With its blend of laugh-out-loud humor and sharp social commentary, "The Art of the Steal" offers a unique perspective on the human condition that will appeal to readers of all backgrounds. Whether you're a fan of political satire, philosophical absurdism, or simply enjoy a good laugh at the expense of the powerful, this book promises to entertain, challenge, and inspire in equal measure.

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