Where the Wild Things Aren't (Usually): Tales from a Scottish Borders Animal Welfare Officer

Synopsis

Ever wondered what life is like on the front lines of animal welfare in the rugged, sometimes eccentric, landscape of the Scottish Borders? Join Neil Bruce, a seasoned animal welfare officer, as he recounts his often hilarious, occasionally heartwarming, and always unpredictable encounters. Forget Lassie, think more like a sheep stuck in a hedge or a particularly stubborn pony refusing to budge from the middle of a road. This isn't just a job; it's a daily dose of the absurd, requiring quick thinking, boundless empathy, and the ability to keep a straight face when faced with situations that would make most people scratch their heads. From rescuing creatures great and small – or just plain awkward – to dealing with the equally colourful cast of human characters who populate the glens and villages, Neil shares the behind-the-scenes reality of protecting animals in a place where rural life meets modern challenges. Packed with laugh-out-loud anecdotes and genuine affection for the animals he helps, this book offers a unique and entertaining glimpse into a demanding but rewarding profession, proving that even in the face of challenging circumstances, a bit of humour goes a very long way.