The Village Idiot's Handbook: A Medical Diary of Utter Incompetence

Synopsis

Welcome to the hilariously inept world of a newly graduated doctor in 1916, fresh out of medical school and thrust into the quaint, yet utterly deranged, village of Lower Bottomshire in South England. Our protagonist, armed with a diploma and a staggering amount of naiveté, inherits a medical practice from an elderly physician who makes Dr. Nick Riviera look competent. Prepare for a daily dose of medical mishaps, bizarre ailments, and the kind of rural idiocy that would make Basil Fawlty proud. This isn't just a diary; it's a chronicle of incompetence, a symphony of screw-ups, and a testament to the fact that some people probably shouldn't be allowed near sharp objects, let alone patients. Each entry chronicles the poor bastard's descent into madness as he battles everything from exploding boils to delusional farmers, all while navigating the treacherous social landscape of a village where everyone's either drunk, inbred, or both. Think 'Doc Martin' meets 'All Creatures Great and Small,' but with a heavy dose of cynicism and a complete absence of heartwarming moments. So, buckle up, because this is going to be one hell of a bumpy ride through the annals of medical incompetence. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll probably question your faith in humanity. Enjoy!