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March 19, 2025
Ever feel like you're navigating life with a map drawn by a caffeinated squirrel? Welcome to the club! "The Misadventures of Mildred the Mediocre Mage" follows Mildred, a college student who discovers she's descended from a long line of powerful mages... except she can only conjure lukewarm tea and accidentally turns squirrels into sentient philosophers. As Mildred fumbles her way through magical mishaps and existential crises, she learns that even the most mediocre mage can find their own brand of extraordinary. Join Mildred as she battles rogue garden gnomes, attends mandatory wizarding workshops (featuring surprisingly dull PowerPoint presentations), and tries to figure out why her familiar, a sassy houseplant named Phil, keeps giving her dating advice. This hilarious fantasy adventure is a reminder that it's okay to not have all the answers, and sometimes, the greatest magic comes from embracing your own delightfully imperfect self.
Eng. David Rop is a whimsical wordsmith who stumbled into writing after a particularly confusing dream involving a sentient stapler and a philosophical debate about the merits of pineapple on pizza. He holds a degree in Applied Absurdity from the University of Unlikely Events and spends his free time contemplating the existential dread of mismatched socks.
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