The Great Bear-napping: A Love Story (Sort Of)

Synopsis

Meet Bartholomew and Beatrice, two bears who were, let's be honest, sickeningly in love. They spent their days doing all the usual bear things – fishing, napping, arguing about who got the last berry – but mostly just gazing adoringly at each other. Their forest life was perfectly, almost *obnoxiously*, romantic, full of shared honeycombs and paw-holding under the moonlight. Honestly, you'd think nothing could ever come between such a perfect pair. Well, you'd be wrong. Because then came the humans. With their loud noises and weird metal contraptions, they just *had* to stumble into the forest and ruin everything. In a truly inconvenient turn of events, they decided Beatrice was just too fabulous to be left alone and whisked her away, leaving poor Bartholomew utterly bewildered and, frankly, quite grumpy. Now, Bartholomew is left to ponder the unfairness of it all. Will he ever see his beloved Beatrice again? Or is he doomed to a life of solitary fishing and complaining about tourists? It's a tale of romance, separation, and the undeniable fact that sometimes, humans are just the worst houseguests.