Sosua & Puerto Plata: A Sarcastic Sojourn in the Sun

Synopsis

"Sosua & Puerto Plata: A Sarcastic Sojourn in the Sun" is your indispensable guide to surviving, and perhaps even enjoying, the Dominican Republic's most notorious coastal towns. Forget the glossy brochures and airbrushed beaches; Berni Batsach delivers a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud account of what to expect when you trade your winter blues for tropical hues. From dodging persistent vendors to deciphering cryptic taxi fares, this book equips you with the wit and wisdom to navigate the cultural quirks and tourist tribulations that await. Prepare for a hilarious journey through sun-soaked scams, questionable cuisine, and the occasional breathtaking sunset. Inside, you'll discover: where to find the least-crowded (and least-polluted) beaches, how to haggle like a pro (or at least not get completely ripped off), the best places to sample authentic Dominican delicacies (and which ones to avoid entirely), and essential phrases to charm (or confuse) the locals. Whether you're a seasoned backpacker or a first-time visitor, this book is your passport to a truly unforgettable, albeit slightly deranged, Dominican adventure.