Prickly Desires: A Hedgehog's Guide to Ghostly Grooming

Synopsis

Agnes, a hedgehog of discerning tastes and an even sharper snout, is bored. Bored of mealworms, bored of cozy burrows, and especially bored of the lack of eligible spectral suitors. That is, until Bartholomew, a charming but translucent badger ghost, haunts her favorite foraging patch. Can Agnes overcome her fear of the ethereal (and his questionable fashion sense) to find true love? Will Bartholomew ever figure out how to manifest a solid cup of tea? 'Prickly Desires' is a hilarious and heartwarming tale of interspecies (and inter-dimensional) romance, exploring themes of acceptance, overcoming prejudice, and the eternal search for a decent nightcrawler. Prepare for ghostly grooming tips, ectoplasmic escapades, and enough satirical barbs to make even the most jaded hedgehog chuckle. Just try not to get the book wet, ectoplasm stains are a nightmare to remove.