Possessed and Aggravated: A Slayer's Guide to Demonic Shenanigans

Synopsis

Meet Barry, an average office worker with a rather... *unusual* affliction. He's possessed. Not in the 'haunted by a vengeful spirit' way, but in the 'occasionally growls at the copier and has a penchant for stapler-based combat' kind of way. His coworkers think he's just stressed, his boss thinks he's a liability, but Barry knows the truth: he's got a demon with a serious case of the zoomies living rent-free in his head. The problem? This demon, 'Grumble,' has a knack for turning Barry's mundane workdays into chaotic spectacles. From accidentally summoning imps during team-building exercises to developing a taste for lukewarm coffee brewed with infernal essence, Grumble is making Barry's life a living, breathing (and occasionally fire-breathing) nightmare. But Barry isn't just a passive host; he's got a secret weapon. He’s been meticulously documenting Grumble’s antics, not for scientific research, but because he's discovered a bizarrely simple, yet hilariously effective, way to manage his demonic roommate. This isn't your typical tale of good versus evil. It's a side-splitting, R-rated comedy for the discerning DOOM SLAYER who understands that sometimes, the greatest battles are fought not with shotguns and BFG’s, but with sheer, unadulterated exasperation and a well-timed eye-roll. Barry’s journey is one of survival, sanity, and the surprising realization that even the most terrifying entities can be subdued with a firm but fair approach—and perhaps a strategically placed bowl of kibble. Can Barry finally get Grumble to chill out, or will his office become the next portal to eternal damnation? Prepare for a whirlwind of demonic disruptions and laugh-out-loud moments as Barry navigates the fine line between possession and professional productivity.