My Neighbor's Garden Grew Teeth (and Other Mildly Inconvenient Horrors)

Synopsis

Forget jump scares and predictable monsters; this book is a chaotic, experimental dive into the truly *weird* side of horror. What if your sock drawer was a portal to a dimension of sentient lint? What if the static on your TV whispered dark, frankly embarrassing secrets? Prepare for a collection of tales that defy logic, gleefully mash genres, and find humor in the most unsettling places. From existential dread caused by a rogue stapler to the social awkwardness of befriending a poltergeist, these stories are less about screaming and more about bewildered laughter and the creeping realization that reality might be severely broken. Perfect for anyone who likes their horror with a side of 'what just happened?'.