My Love, As Calculated By An Engineer (Results May Vary)

Synopsis

In "My Love, As Calculated By An Engineer (Results May Vary)," Nelis Goosen, a man whose life has been governed by blueprints, formulas, and the unwavering laws of physics, attempts to apply the same rigorous logic to the most illogical subject of all: his love for you. Prepare for a journey through spreadsheets of affection, flowcharts of feelings, and meticulously documented (and often spectacularly failed) attempts at grand romantic gestures. It's a satirical look at how an engineer's brain grapples with overwhelming devotion, proving that sometimes, the most heartfelt expressions come from the most unexpected calculations. This isn't just a memoir; it's a love letter disguised as a technical manual (results *will* vary). With self-deprecating humor and surprising sincerity, Nelis recounts the equations of his adoration, the variables that make you uniquely you, and the undeniable proof that some things, like his love for you, simply defy conventional engineering principles. This book is his attempt to explain, quantify, and ultimately celebrate the beautiful, chaotic, and utterly illogical reality of loving you.