Milky Ways and Honeyed Words: Unlocking Biblical Secrets Through Kundalini

Synopsis

Ever wondered what the Bible *really* means when it talks about a land flowing with milk and honey? Hint: it's not about dairy farms. Prepare for a wild ride through the spine with 'Milky Ways and Honeyed Words,' where we decode biblical symbolism using the secret language of Kundalini energy. Discover how your cerebrospinal fluid, pituitary gland ('milk'), and pineal gland ('honey') are the keys to unlocking higher consciousness. Learn how to raise your 'inner serpent' like Moses (no actual snakes required) and transform your very essence into spiritual gold, all while chuckling at the cosmic jokes hidden in plain sight. Join us as we explore the alchemical Jesus within, the Freemason's quirky consciousness obsession, and why the Tree of Life is more than just a leafy metaphor. This book isn't just a read; it's a rollicking adventure into self-discovery, energy awakening, and a profound understanding of your place in the universe. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even levitate (results may vary) as you unlock the ancient wisdom that's been waiting for you all along.