Gender War: A Sarcastic Self-Help Guide from a Pure Novice

Synopsis

Tired of the never-ending 'Gender War'? Feel like you're constantly navigating a minefield of miscommunication, eye-rolls, and passive aggression? Good. Because you probably are. In this groundbreaking (and utterly sarcastic) self-help manual, 'Gender War: A Sarcastic Self-Help Guide from a Pure Novice', we finally tackle the ridiculous notion of a 'gender war' head-on... by mostly just pointing and laughing at everyone involved. Forget everything you thought you knew about communication, empathy, or understanding the opposite (or same) sex. This book offers absolutely no practical advice whatsoever, but it will make you feel slightly better about your own ineptitude by highlighting everyone else's. Written by a complete novice with zero qualifications beyond observing the glorious trainwreck of human interaction since the dawn of the oil age, prepare for a journey through the battlefield of modern relationships, where the only winner is the author's ego. By the end, you might not have solved the 'gender war,' but you'll at least have a few sarcastic comebacks ready.