Fuhgeddaboudit, We're Fugitives! (A Queens Cop Comedy) Cameron Rodney

Synopsis

Meet Tony "The Cannoli" Capelli, a decorated detective straight outta Queens. He's got the street smarts, the loyalty of a golden retriever, and a left hook that could flatten a cannoli stand. But when his childhood best friend, who's about as street as a suburban garden gnome, accidentally witnesses a brutal mob hit by a crew so bad they're practically collecting frequent flyer miles on the Most Wanted list, Tony's quiet life of busting perps and perfecting his grandma's sauce recipe goes sideways. Now, these two unlikely fugitives – one a relentless force of justice, the other just trying not to trip – are on the run, dodging bullets, bad pizza, and their own dysfunctional dynamic, all while trying to gather enough evidence to take down the city's most dangerous criminals. Their cross-borough dash for survival is less high-octane thriller and more slapstick disaster movie, filled with rapid-fire banter, questionable disguises, and a series of increasingly absurd misadventures. Things take a particularly hazy turn when a desperate snack break leads to an accidental encounter with some extra-special brownies, sending their already chaotic mission into a hilariously stoned spiral. With the mob closing in and their own sanity hanging by a thread (or maybe just a weed-infused crumb), Tony and his pal must somehow survive the chase, navigate their hilarious predicament, and prove that even the most mismatched duo can bring down the bad guys, provided they don't get too baked to remember why they're running in the first place. It's a buddy cop comedy rollercoaster perfect for fans of chaotic ensembles and laugh-out-loud action.