Existential Dread (Now With Extra Spiders)

Synopsis

Ever feel like your own brain is actively trying to kill you? Like every stray thought is a tiny, venomous creature burrowing deeper, whispering 'You're next,' but like, in a really annoying, high-pitched voice? Welcome to *Existential Dread (Now With Extra Spiders)*, a stream-of-consciousness nightmare where reality is less a solid ground and more a greasy, shifting puddle. Forget polite ghosts and predictable jump scares. This is the horror of being trapped inside a mind that's unraveling faster than a cheap sweater, punctuated by sarcastic internal monologues about the absurdity of it all. It's terrifying, it's confusing, and frankly, it's probably bad for your mental health. Perfect for anyone who thinks their own thoughts are trying to stage an intervention, but the intervention is just... more thoughts. And spiders. Definitely spiders.