Dude, Where's My Ka? (And Other Mysteries of the Cosmic Now)

Synopsis

Ever feel like your brain is a historical reenactment society arguing about last Tuesday? Yeah, welcome to the club. Our hero, a totally average teenager who accidentally downloaded ancient Egyptian mystery school secrets while trying to find cheat codes for life, is about to discover that 'thinking and growing rich' isn't just about allowance hikes. Turns out, focusing on the 'Now' is kinda like having a superpower, and your 'Ka' (that's your spiritual double, obviously) has been chilling in Atlantis waiting for you to get your act together. This isn't your grandma's dusty history lesson; it's a hilarious, stream-of-consciousness romp through time, space, and the weird corners of your own mind. Expect awkward encounters with ancient deities, questionable fashion choices in past lives, and the realization that mastering your thoughts is way harder (and funnier) than mastering level 7. Can our hero unlock the secrets of the universe, manifest a decent pizza, and maybe stop worrying so much about that history test? Grab your futuristic papyrus and find out!