CRIMINAL

Synopsis

Ever wonder why some kids just *long* to sit in the principal's office? Or perhaps fantasize about a 25-year prison sentence? No? Just me? Alright, settle in anyway. This book, 'CRIMINAL', is my deeply personal (and occasionally baffling) biography exploring the burning question: Why did I want to be bad? From playground mischief aiming for the detention hall record to contemplating a career path that involved handcuffs, I unpack the bizarre envy I felt towards those who seemed strong, brave, and utterly unafraid because they were... well, criminals. This book answers everything, or at least attempts to, with a generous dose of humor and bewildered self-reflection. But beyond the questionable life choices and the yearning for a rap sheet, 'CRIMINAL' arrives at a crucial realization: the 'bad boys' & 'bad girls' I envied were often just hurting. It's a message I desperately need to share with anyone, of any age, who feels drawn to the dark side. Take a breath, reader. Don't envy evil. Sit with your pain, feel it without judgment, and just wait. You are absolutely not alone, and you are definitely not broken forever. Just wait, you'll see.