Cape Cuisine: Batman & Superman's Totally Authentic African Cookbook (Probably Not)

Synopsis

Ever wondered what happens when the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel are forced to share not a battlefield, but a kitchen? Of course you haven’t — because even your wildest fan fiction wouldn’t dare conjure up this culinary catastrophe. Welcome to the African savanna, where for reasons neither scientific nor remotely logical (probably multiverse tax evasion), Batman and Superman find themselves living under one roof — or what’s left of it after another "misunderstanding" over whose turn it was to do the dishes. Gone are the world-ending threats and intergalactic showdowns; their greatest nemesis now? Meal planning. This isn't just a story. It’s a fever dream of a cookbook — one part scorched-earth satire, one part recipe roulette, all marinated in mutual resentment. With dishes like "Justice League Leftovers Nobody Claimed", "Clark Kent’s Passive-Aggressive Protein Shake", and "Alfred’s Resignation Roast", Cape Cuisine is the definitive guide to what happens when godlike power meets zero culinary talent and less emotional maturity. Witness Batman spiral into culinary madness when the avocados are too ripe. Watch Superman melt a toaster with his frustration. Cringe as they attempt to host a dinner party for Wonder Woman and Aquaman with nothing but a can of beans and 14 types of hot sauce. It’s not just chaos — it’s culinary war. Perfect for comic fans, comedy lovers, and anyone who’s ever wanted to see Batman lose a fight to a microwave. Equal parts roastbook and recipe book, Cape Cuisine is the unfiltered, aggressively sarcastic tale of superhero house-sharing gone very, very wrong.