250 Ways to Summon a Slightly Annoyed Unicorn (and Other Spiritual Spells)

Synopsis

Tired of the same old humdrum spiritual practices? "250 Ways to Summon a Slightly Annoyed Unicorn (and Other Spiritual Spells)" by MJ Mach is your guide to injecting a bit of whimsy and a whole lot of power into your spiritual journey. This isn't your grandma's spellbook; we're diving deep into forgotten lore and uncovering 250 spells ranging from the practical (finding your lost keys) to the profoundly bizarre (communicating with houseplants). Plus, we'll explore forbidden spiritual knowledge, carefully curated for the adventurous soul. Prepare to unlock hidden realms, bend reality (slightly), and maybe, just maybe, summon that unicorn. But be warned, spiritual enlightenment comes with a side of existential giggles. This book is for spiritualists who are ready to laugh their way to higher consciousness, one slightly annoyed unicorn at a time.